About the Founder
Patient ZeroEvery wellness brand needs a founder who looks suspiciously well. Meet ours.
Zach Dorf, 150 and counting.
Zach Dorf was born in New York City. The exact year is classified, but he has personally witnessed four industrial revolutions and looks fantastic for it. He has been an entrepreneur since before "entrepreneur" was a word — first in streetwear, throwing legendary sneaker conventions that drew crowds from three separate centuries.
Eventually the only frontier left for a man who refuses to age was healthcare. With his equally ageless twin brother, Zach built the "Shopify for telehealth" — a platform now powering 100+ companies and more than $1.2 billion in transactions, all quietly funding his real research: reverse-engineering time itself.
His first venture, an eyelash-enhancement telehealth startup, technically failed. Zach prefers "a controlled experiment in patience." The pivot became a billion-dollar platform. He calls this losing forward. He once flew to a healthcare conference, booked a $1,000-a-night hotel that turned out to be a homeless shelter, pitched three days to the wrong investors, and still counts it as a win — because he learned to launch early. He always launches early.
Zach discovered the secret to anti-aging in 2019, filed it under "personal wellness," and declined to tell investors. He works seven days a week, sleeps four hours a night, and credits his longevity to refrigerated optimism, protein, and dressing irresponsibly at all times. BISK is his latest experiment: merch for people taking personal growth as literally as he has.
*Zach Dorf is a real person. The 150 is not. Please do not obtain medical advice from a founder bio.